Featuring Kevin Weekes, GOALTENDER OF THE FUTURE.

ENuck wrote:
Try 5. Why do people on this forum find it necessary to exaggerate things beyond all reason?

_Name_ wrote:
Because i caught a fish 1082319273867812311 Feet Long

Owned35 wrote:
Catfish Hunter?!? DID IT SMILE!?!?

sam drucker wrote:
although it would be nice to see a few Moose games. There is no need for a “Leafs TV” type channel. The few times I have watched it makes me sick to think people actually waste their time watching this stuff.

How about a TV Guide for Canucks TV, a typical day

7AM How Many Eggs will Dave Nonis Eat Today?
730 Brendan Morrison Gets His Kids Ready for School
800 Will the Sedins have Eggs or Toast, and what type of toast
(Special 2 Hour Episode)
1000 Putting IKEA Furniture together with Mattias Ohlund(todays episode Bookshelves)
1030 Roberto Luongo Tapes his Stick

Bingo_Bango wrote:
Who’s StamKos?

Daybreak wrote:
Do you mean Stamos? JOHN STAMOS A CANUCK?!

Flinch wrote:
The solution, obviously, is to watch games naked.

YaK wrote:
You may be right. Hello freedom!!

SwedishSniper wrote:
If I got taken out of the game by a man like Trevor, I would die happy and satisified

Daybreak wrote:
If I got taken out by Trevor Linden, I’d ask him to sign my cast

NHL_2K4 wrote:
What is the difference between Roberto Luongo and Dan Cloutier?

preston08 wrote:
Ethnicity, hair colour, skill level, current NHL team, salary.

Oh, and Luongo can’t stand chow mein.

“He wanted to get his team going. He said he was going to take care of me. I was ready for him. I asked him how his potato farm was doing. He probably likes the french fries the most because he’s a little chubby.”
— Alex Burrows talking about his run-in with Red Wings tough guy Aaron Downey during the pre-game warmup. Downey grew up on a potato farm.

“I better not say. It was X-rated.”
— Ryan Kesler, on what he said during the pre-game scrum vs Detroit.

nazzybieksaluongo wrote:
Well we just killed a penalty. That may be the high point of the night for us.

Selanne8 wrote:
I read that during WW2, the Germans hid their submarines in the corners of the Baltic… because Swedes never go into the corners.

super_ninja wrote:
I once put in the Mike Modano article that he was the gayest player in the NHL and I got in trouble from Wikipedia. Considering it’s factually true I think they owe me an apology.

Owned35 Wrote:
Henrik needs to stop being the one whos in scoring positions instead of Daniel

thecrow wrote:
gentalmen the crap has literly been scared out of me

Daybreak wrote:
If I got taken out by Trevor Linden, I’d ask him to sign my cast

SwedishSniper wrote:
If I got taken out of the game by a man like Trevor, I would die happy and satisified

Maksym wrote:
Height: 6′ 7″
Brain: N/A

captainkirk wrote:
I wonder what the NHL is going to do about this.

HINT: It will probably have something to do with having their thumbs up their asses.

6salopyatt9 wrote:
tsn:

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