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Willie Mitchell: Points machine
“He’s getting a little more cocky in the lockerroom,” said Canuck forward Alex Burrows, who has five assists. “We’ll see how long that lasts.”
“He thinks he’s one of the better offensive D’s on the team now,” added centre Ryan Kesler. “I have to remind him to stay within his game.”
Bieksa is getting concerned, too. Mitchell is his defensive partner at even strength and never sees the power play — yet he’s only two points behind Bieksa, who’s on every power play.
“He’s a little too close for comfort,” sighed Bieksa. “It seems every time the puck comes to me, I’m sliding it over to him and there are not many pucks coming back. I talked to him about maybe pump-faking it once in a while and throwing it back to me but, no, he’s putting the puck on net.
“He’s not a disher any more, he’s a shooter. He’s nipping at a power-play spot here with his production.“
The Sunday Edition: Burr, What Were You Thinking?
From 1:02 to 1:33: Burrows’ Marc Crawford impersonation.
(The second half of the video can be seen here.)
The Sunday Edition: My Favourite Topics
There are actually a lot of topic titles that make me laugh on CDC.
Burrows’ Strong Presence, Kesler Not Shaving For A While, Hansen’s Speed
The Sunday Edition: Draft Day Frustration
d vo604 wrote:
GOD AQUILLINI IS A DUMBASS
MISSES OUT ON BRUNNSTROM GETS A ROOKIE GM AND NOW NO1 WANTS TO TRADE CUZ THEY ALL WANNA FLEECE THE ROOKSTER
Mr X wrote:
Burrows still can’t skate. He just stopped falling down every two strides. [Isabella's note: It's funny cause it's true.]
leo2892 wrote:
With Hodgson’s wicked wrist shot, high hockey IQ, and clutch ability he’s anything BUT another Nathan Smith.Mr X wrote:
Let’s just hope we don’t find Hodgson running down Granville at 2 am naked in two years… then we’ll be sure he’s not another Nathan Smith
Millerdraft wrote:
LOVE IT! So many whiners. Another Kesler? Fine by me. Twelve Keslers and Luongo? No one’s gonna score on us.
own goal wrote:
cody hodgson is a real person and im pretty sure patrick white is just some guy nonis made up