Topic: Martin Havlat injured

Enmity wrote:
He exceeded my expectations by not getting injured during the pre-season.

blue_green_white wrote:
I’d rather be a lazy pothead than a cousin-lovin drunk hillbilly

Eternal Captain wrote:
I disagree. My cousins are smokin!

jayRmichigan wrote:
Throw a rock through their window.

It works good for ex-girlfriends, so why not this.

stefan146 wrote:
Bake me a pie, then iron it.

Paranoia wrote:
Shalalalalala

Chorus:
Wolf dragons!
Wolf dragons!
Dragons!
Wolves!
Wolf dragons!
Wolf dragons!

Shalalalalala

Chorus:
Wolf dragons!
Wolf dragons!
Dragons!
Wolves!
Wolf dragons!
Wolf dragons!

ad infinitum…

robotco wrote:

there once was a team called canucks
who couldn’t find nets with the pucks
the entire league dissed us
but 3 months after christmas
we’re 3rd in the west you dumbf****

From poster BloatedGuppy over at CDC, a proposed shake-up of the Vancouver Canucks.

Highlights include:

So let’s start with Ohlund. We’ll swap him to San Jose for Patrick Marleau, and maybe throw in some extras to make the deal more interesting, like…

Ohlund
Raymond
Schneider
Burrows
5th and 3rd round picks
Futures

for

Marleau
and some other stuff

I think GM’s find really huge trades like this more interesting, and Wilson would bite. Ohlund will waive his no trade contract because he likes Nonis and will want to repay the Canucks for all the fun he had here.

Of course that leaves us with some bad holes at defence and no good forecheck.

So I say we trade […] to San Jose for

Ohlund

Ohlund is a Swedish guy so I think he will like Vancouver because we have lots of Swedes to talk to and hang out with and crap, and San Jose needs a centerman to play behind Thornton so they will be all over Kesler!

There’s more. Oh, there’s more.